Almost Comedy

Love In The Empty Desert, by Sasquatch & The Jackalope

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:43:28 -0400

Love In The Empty Desert, by Sasquatch & The Jackalope:

I’m not satisfied with any of this shit, I really need to work it.

seeandroidsfighting: there’s been a little complication with my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:34:38 -0400

seeandroidsfighting:

there’s been a little complication with my complication

"Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:31:12 -0400

“Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I’m like, and I just go, ‘Ugh’.”

- Louis C. K. (via donnydo)

‘The Big Lewbowsi” and “Tideland” could definately exist in the same...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:47:54 -0400

‘The Big Lewbowsi” and “Tideland” could definately exist in the same timeline.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:47:07 -0400

Dating is so stupid, I don’t I’m going on a date ever again. Because I know the stupid...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:45:47 -0400

Dating is so stupid, I don’t I’m going on a date ever again. Because I know the stupid jokes I’m going to make, I know what boring things I’m gunna talk about. I know I’ll be stumbling over my words and not be able to make a cohesive topic of conversation. I need to refresh the social interaction sector of my brain. That’s the one part of my life that I need to keep surrealism out of, but It’s the one part that ends up with majority of my surrealist outlook.

"You are going to be dead for way longer than your life. Like that’s mostly what you’re ever going to..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:50:30 -0400

“You are going to be dead for way longer than your life. Like that’s mostly what you’re ever going to be. You’re just dead people that didn’t die yet.”

- Louis CK (via daryuria)

theunknown-abyss: Louis CK on our culture on dating

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:48:14 -0400

theunknown-abyss:

Louis CK on our culture on dating

I should stop being such an outcast, then maybe I’d move somewhere in this life

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:46:15 -0400

I should stop being such an outcast, then maybe I’d move somewhere in this life

I wanna move out to the mountains and write songs and live...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:38:48 -0400

I wanna move out to the mountains and write songs and live simpler

And then I wanna die alone in some remote region where nobody will find me until I’m all nasty and decomposed

"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:26:19 -0400

“The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.”

- Thoreau (via ellisisle)

shedwardtheentertainer: Bubs

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:00:36 -0400

shedwardtheentertainer:

Bubs

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:59:14 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:59:04 -0400

I got a neato theme of love songs goin’. I know...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:49:13 -0400

I got a neato theme of love songs goin’. I know they’re not super good and I wish I was better at music, but what the hey!

Every day I avoid social situations I get worse and worse at carrying a conversation. Yesterday I...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:46:19 -0400

Every day I avoid social situations I get worse and worse at carrying a conversation. Yesterday I was at a BBQ and was talking with my neighbors, except I kept tripping up on words and losing focus on giving a clear point.

potylo: Just getting further from the shore.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:11:35 -0400

potylo:

Just getting further from the shore.

Sorry I didn’t bring you flowers this year, I’ll...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:15:14 -0400

Sorry I didn’t bring you flowers this year, I’ll never forget you

whatdayafancy: My favorite part. Lol

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 00:40:53 -0400

whatdayafancy:

My favorite part. Lol

superjail!

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 19:04:03 -0400

superjail!